Three-for-one at Black Bear

Former WWE wrestler Goldust (Dustin Runnels) will be at Black Bear Casino in Carlton on Saturday, May 4, 2013, for the first day of the two-day “Jokes, Pokes and Chokes” comedy, tattoo and wrestling convention. (Photo courtesy of Dave Sabick)

Three events.

Two days.

One venue.

The cleverly and aptly titled “Jokes, Pokes and Chokes” comedy, tattoo and wrestling convention comes together in a three-way dance of hilarity, pain and mayhem today and Sunday at Black Bear Casino Resort in Carlton.

The event, the first collaboration of Duluth-based organizations Tattoo You Minnesota and Heavy on Wrestling, will feature live music, stand-up comedy, burlesque dancers, more than 75 licensed tattoo artists and piercers, and professional wrestling matches. The concept was born out of friendship, Tattoo You Minnesota founder Dave Nelson, of Duluth, said.

“I’ve always wanted to do something in conjunction with these guys,” Nelson said, referring to his longtime friends, Dave Sabick of Heavy on Wrestling and Ron Houk of Northern Lights Burlesque. “Tattooing is so mainstream it goes with everything. Sports figures are tattooed, and tattooing and entertainment go hand in hand.”

The combination of tattoos and professional wrestling is a throwback to the days of carnivals and freakshows featuring inked-up oddities and strongmen. Add comedian Dwight York to the weekend lineup, and jokes complete the trifecta.

The wrestling card will feature six matches each day as well as meet-and-greets with wrestlers for autograph signings and photo ops. Some of the wrestlers scheduled to appear are former WWE talents Goldust, Honky Tonk Man, Trevor Murdoch and Shelly Martinez. The main-event match of the weekend — fittingly — is a triple-threat title match between Heavy on Wrestling champion Ben Sailer, Arik Cannon and Arya Daivari.

Nelson returns to Carlton in August for his annual Tattoo You Minnesota convention, which is in its 22nd year. Sabick would like to see “Jokes, Pokes and Chokes” become an annual event if the weekend is successful.

“If it rocks,” Sabick said, “we’ll get it rolling and do this every year.”

This story originally appeared on duluthnewstribune.com.

But can he play soccer? Yes, yes he can

The message sounded too good to be true.

As president of the Duluth Amateur Soccer League, it’s common for me to receive e-mails from people new to the area looking to join a team. But I’d never read one like the message Matt McCune sent me three summers ago.

My adult-league team roster usually doesn’t have extra room, so I pass people’s names along to other clubs that could use the numbers. McCune’s was one name I kept, though. In the e-mail, he detailed his playing experience, which included time spent at a well-known NCAA Division I school and on the practice squad of a Major League Soccer team.

A simple Google search backed up his claims.

The elementary school teacher from Baldwin City, Kan., grew up in nearby Vinland, a tiny town where James Naismith, the inventor of basketball, used to preach. McCune, whose basketball-crazy high school didn’t have a soccer team, played one season (1993) at Ottawa University, a small NAIA school in Ottawa, Kan. (where Olympic runner and former Duluthian Kara Goucher’s father, the late Mirko Grgas, played), and set the program’s single-season assists record (18) and the NCAA record for fastest hat trick (5 minutes, 23 seconds) en route to being named the Braves’ Player of the Decade for the ’90s. (Grgas was Ottawa’s Player of the Decade for the ’70s.)

After stints as an amateur player with professional clubs that included the Minnesota Thunder and Austin Lonestars, McCune enrolled in school again at age 25 and played Division I soccer at Ohio State from 2000-03. He went on to play for the practice squad of the Kansas City Wizards (now Sporting Kansas City) of the MLS.

McCune, 37, said he and his wife, Sarah, have traveled throughout the U.S. and Europe and first came to the Duluth area in 2001 after reading an article about the North Shore.

“It’s exactly what I love,” he said. “I got tired of the mountains and fell in love with Lake Superior.”

Arizona and Florida get some of our finest senior citizens during the winter months. In exchange, we get McCune, who spends his summers near Two Harbors with Sarah and their two kids, son Grady, 8, and daughter Marley, 6.

Beginning Monday, McCune, who began instructing soccer clinics when he was 14, will be coaching at the Two Harbors Soccer Camp for youth players at Segog Park.

He started the camp in 2010 and has modeled it after ones he conducts in Vinland, a rural area with about 100 kids in a soccer club that focuses on individual skills, he said.

“Although they’re 700 miles apart, there are similarities with both towns. I definitely see that,” said McCune, who hopes to bring a Vinland team to the Northland — and vice versa — to play friendly matches. “I’m comfortable in Vinland, and I think that’s what made me comfortable here.”

Grady and Marley play in both cities.

“Now that I have kids, I think there’s even more interest in my club,” McCune said. “It’s nice to have two models of how I’ve done; that has helped.”

The Two Harbors camp is divided into two- or 2½-hour, four-day sessions for players from ages 6 to 17.

“Not only do the kids work on basic skills, but advanced skills as well,” Cass Beardsley, Two Harbors Soccer Club President, said. “I can always tell which of my kids have been to his camp. The improvement I see in the one-week period is amazing.”

McCune also has conducted coaching clinics for Two Harbors parents who may be light on soccer-playing experience. He provides 90-minute programs, where he runs coaches through drills.

“(The kids are) constantly moving the whole time they’re there (at camp), learning what to do with the ball in a game-time situation,” Beardsley said. “All of our coaches are volunteers, and most of us grew up without soccer. We’re all learning with all the kids, so this has been a great experience.

“He’s been helpful at increasing the skill level of our players.”

McCune’s hectic schedule as a coach, husband and dad didn’t allow him to play on my team until this season. When he finally showed up to his first and only game, my teammates, who have poked fun at me by claiming he doesn’t exist, asked McCune to show some ID.

While I’d like to have him at more games, I’d say McCune’s time in the Northland has been well-spent.

Jimmy Bellamy is a News Tribune multimedia editor. He may be reached at jbellamy@duluthnews.com and on Twitter and Facebook. This post originally appeared on duluthnewstribune.com.

Who’s my special, little guy? Eli!

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Eli, put one arm up for each Super Bowl championship you've won. That's right! Good job! (Bill Kostroun / Associated Press)

Well, he did it.

Quarterback Eli Manning helped the New York Giants win their second Super Bowl title — and with it his second Super Bowl MVP award — in five seasons. And, not to mention, they did it against heartthrob QB Tom Brady and the New England Patriots each time.

While I’m not a fan of either team, I can’t help but feel a little bad that Brady was on the losing end Sunday in Indianapolis after he failed to win his fourth (that’s sick, especially since the Minnesota Vikings haven’t played in the big game since the day my 35-year-old brother was born) Super Bowl four years earlier. I’ve been a Brady mark — pro-wrestling term — since he led my little-known fantasy football team to a Yahoo! league championship in 2001-02 after it looked to be decimated by Drew Bledsoe’s injury.

The win made Manning the 11th starting quarterback to win at least two Super Bowl titles and brought on all kinds of talk about where he sits all time and — worse — whether he’s better than his brother, Peyton.

Before you participate in this albeit irrelevant and frivolous debate, don’t forget that football is a team sport. And a complex one at that.

The New York Giants won the Super Bowl, not Eli Manning. Sure, he’s on the team and going to get a ring that proves he was there, but just because you can’t name more than five players on the Giants doesn’t mean each player didn’t play a role in the club’s season-ending six-game winning streak.

I’m not discounting Manning’s role, either. He’s a terrific quarterback and was one of the Giants’ best players in the 2008 and 2012 games, but if the two were to go toe-to-toe based on ability in real life or in a “Madden NFL” video game, big brother Peyton is coming out on top each time.

Peyton Manning’s Indianapolis Colts have one Super Bowl victory (2007 against the Chicago Bears) and a loss in the big game (2010 against the New Orleans Saints). His 1-1 Super Bowl record doesn’t mean Eli’s 2-0 makes Eli better. At 3-2 in Super Bowls, I think Brady is better than both because he’s a better player (my man-crush might skew it, though).

Football personalities and fans rightfully stress throughout the year that it’s a team sport, but some of those same people are quick to forget that as soon as it comes to how many championship rings a player possesses. Former Dallas Cowboys and San Francisco 49ers defensive lineman Charles Haley has been a part of five Super Bowl victories. I remember watching Haley play in the 1990s, and he was an excellent player, but is he the best defensive end or linebacker in NFL history? No. Even with quarterback carrying more weight in an argument because of the role it plays in an offense, Super Bowl wins alone don’t equal greatness.

Terry Bradshaw won four Super Bowls with the Pittsburgh Steelers, but I’ve never heard anyone credible say Bradshaw is the best quarterback in history. At 30, I never saw Bradshaw play and know him more for his role as an analyst for Fox and his dull “Tonight Show” interviews. He’s in the Pro Football Hall of Fame for a reason, though. One four-time-winning QB, Joe Montana, who won four with San Francisco, is regarded as one of the best, if not the best. He’s also the one quarterback to whom Brady most often is compared.

Maybe it’s his aw-shucks demeanor or his I-just-took-a-drop-kicked-basketball-to-the-face-when-I-wasn’t-looking expression, but I’m not sold on Eli Manning being an all-time great. Yes, I’ll take him on my team over Donovan McNabb, Christian Ponder, Joe Webb and Rhett Bomar, but there are dozens I’d put ahead of the younger Manning when it comes to their place in NFL history.

Bulldogs’ winning ways prompt more fans to wear their pride

Where my ’Dogs at? These days, they’re everywhere.
The University of Minnesota Duluth Bulldogs are on shirts. Hats. Car windows. Even cupcakes. (My favorite is chocolate, with gold frosting.)
It wasn’t always this way, though.
As a child growing up in Duluth, the only thing I knew UMD for was a hockey team that never won quite as many games as I’d hoped.
“I remember 15 years ago, when if you only looked in the crowd and not on the ice, you wouldn’t know what teams were playing based on what fans were wearing,” UMD sports information director Bob Nygaard said. “Apparel or sporting your school colors is the most visible sign of school pride. Nothing is a bigger marketer tool than getting your image out there on everything from stuffed mascots to notebooks.”
The past decade-plus has brought expansion — I can’t remember a day during my time there as a student that something wasn’t under construction — and with it, a grip load of students.
Sure, new facilities have made UMD a more desirable institution, but I never saw anyone wearing a T-shirt with the Swenson Science Building on it. It wasn’t until the school’s recent athletic success that it got something that all the fundraising, top-notch courses and ever-rising tuition costs could never buy — swagger.
It began in 2008, when the Bulldogs went undefeated in football and won the National Collegiate Athletic Association Division II championship for the first time in school history.
I didn’t attend a football game in my four years at UMD, but I couldn’t have been happier than I was jumping in front of my TV with my maroon Bulldogs T-shirt on that day.
“Part of the reason I came here was they were already coming off a national championship,” said Chase Vogler, a junior from the Twin Cities area.
He’s now the Bulldogs’ starting quarterback and held that position last year when they again won an NCAA title — in an unbeaten season.
In 2009, the UMD men’s hockey team made a remarkable playoff run highlighted by becoming the first No. 5 seed to win the Western Collegiate Hockey Association Final Five and a final-seconds comeback in an NCAA regional game.
I almost tore my Bulldogs T-shirt off Hulk Hogan-style after watching Evan Oberg’s tying goal with 0.8 seconds left in the third and Mike Connolly’s overtime winner in that game against Princeton.
The volleyball and women’s hockey teams had impressive seasons, too, bookended by the women’s hockey team’s NCAA Division I titles in 2008 and 2010 — cementing the respect they earned in 2001, 2002 and 2003.
Then in April came the icing on those gold-frosted cupcakes: The Bulldogs won their first NCAA Division I men’s hockey championship — in overtime, nonetheless — in their home state. And I witnessed it from my third-row seat along with my younger brother, Josh, and thousands of fans in Bulldogs gear.

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Junior goaltender Kenny Reiter led Minnesota Duluth to its first NCAA Division I men's hockey title April 9, 2011, in St. Paul. (Clint Austin / caustin@duluthnews.com)

All this happening on national TV suddenly made UMD a “sexy” school.
In the past year, I can’t walk downtown or fill up at the Spur or buy ant killer at Marshall’s Hardware without seeing people decked out in Bulldogs clothing. And it’s not my imagination. As of the end of May, UMD had sold a quarter-million dollars in NCAA championship-related apparel in 2011, Nygaard said.
“People like to come in and get their championship stuff as well as other stuff and support their team,” said Caroleen Zylka, who works at UMD Stores.
Not to mention the explosion of another Bulldog-embossed item — the championship ring.
Can’t buy that.

Jimmy Bellamy is the multimedia editor at the Duluth News Tribune in Duluth, Minn. Contact him at (218) 723-5390 or jbellamy@duluthnews.com. This column originally appeared here.

Saints find thrilling way to end losing streak to Wisconsin-Superior

Trailing Wisconsin-Superior 3-0 with less than 15 minutes to go in the third period of a Northern Collegiate Hockey Association playoff game Saturday with its season left for dead, St. Scholastica found a way to survive — again and again.

The Saints — down 1-0 in the best-of-three quarterfinal series — scored four unanswered, unassisted goals in a 13-minute span to end a 52-game winless streak against the rival Yellowjackets.

But before the Saints could celebrate their first victory over the Yellowjackets since 1990, they needed one more win — in a series-deciding 20-minute minigame that night.

After falling behind 1-0 in the opening minute of the minigame, the Saints tied it on Jordan Chong’s penalty-shot goal with 19 seconds remaining to send the game into overtime.

That’s where St. Scholastica freshman forward Aaron Spotts put the exclamation point on a wild night with his goal assisted by Joey Martini and Shawn Bartlette at 6:52 for 2-1 game and series victories.

“I think one of the best comments I got when all was said and done, one of my players said, ‘Hollywood couldn’t have written a better script than that,’ ” St. Scholastica head coach Mark Wick said Sunday.

Sure, these Saints didn’t suffer through all 51 losses and one tie since the program’s last victory over the Yellowjackets in 1990, but at times it may have felt like it.

“It was in the back of some guys’ minds. But us freshmen coming in here, we’ve looked at (the Yellowjackets) as another team to play, another game for us,” Chong said Sunday. “Once you got in the game, I don’t think anyone thought about the streak.”

Chong, a freshman forward from North Vancouver, British Columbia, was one of six Saints — goaltender Tyler Johnson was pulled for an extra attacker — on the ice when UWS knocked its net off the moorings with 19 seconds to play in the minigame.

“As soon as I saw the ref’s arm go up, I was hoping (Wick) was gonna pick me,” Chong said. “He asked me (if I could score) before the shot, and I said I could do it.”

Chong said he knew what he was going to do on the breakaway against UWS goalie Chad Beiswenger.

“That was interesting. … I didn’t have that gut feeling (of who to have take the penalty shot) and said (to assistant coach Randy Barker), ‘Who do you think, Barker?’ ” Wick said. “He said, ‘Chonger.’ I said, ‘Chonger, can you score?’ He said, ‘I got it, Coach.’ ”

Barker’s hunch paid off as Chong tucked home the tying goal to keep the comeback alive. His premonition, Wick said, had something to do with a breakaway game the Saints play in practice called “Survivor,” where Chong has been successful.

Barker wasn’t done making predictions.

The Saints were forced to shuffle their lines during a 10-minute misconduct penalty. Barker told Wick he had a feeling about Martini, Bartlette and Spotts.

“Those three haven’t been on a line together the entire year,” Wick said. “Randy made those two calls on Saturday night that turned out to be pretty good gut feelings.”

UWS — which beat St. Scholastica twice the week before — finished the season 20-7-1.

The Saints (15-11-2) face Wisconsin-River Falls (21-4-2) in an NCHA semifinal game at 7 p.m. Saturday in River Falls.

Chong insists the Saints won’t have trouble shifting their focus to the Falcons.

“I don’t think it will be too tough; a lot of guys are buying into the systems,” he said. “If we continue to play the way we did (Saturday), we’ll have what it takes to continue on.”